“This sounded so much better in my head.” After making this declaration, Rainbow flopped back on the bed. At least it was comfy: marshmallow-soft and

“He’s my sexual white whale.” Upon hearing Zazie’s statement – uttered definitively like a proclamation as only Zazie could – Krysten rolled her eyes.

“Ewwww!” Krysten screamed for what felt like the thousandth time this week as she got an accidental handful of used tissues. Garbage duty sucked ass.

“NO EXCESSIVE PDA” the sign announces as we tromp down to the beach, coolers and lighter fluid in hand. “Yeah okay,” Foster cracks, stopping right in

“You wanna doto my cock?” “Shhhh!” Rainbow said, inclining her head toward the table of ninth graders. Ian sucked in his lips. “But really,” he said,

“So how exactly do we do this?” I study the instructions and sigh. It seemed like such a cool idea when I ordered the thing online, visions of a hot n

“I’m going to fuck Marco tonight.” “While I appreciate your flawless Sicilian dialect,” Ian says, rolling his eyes, “I think you’re setting your sight