“You’re on your own, sweetheart,” Snake shouted. “Best to just suck it up and take it!” The crew dragged him into a lavish bathroom and stripped him n

When Horatio woke up again, two unblinking silver eyes stared back at him. Startled, Horatio slid back about a foot. “Holy shit!” he exclaimed. It was

Snake leaned forward in his chair and shook a fist at the fuzzy image on the computer monitor. “You’re not my king, you bloody tosser!” “On the contra

“Nice knowing me? Stop being cryptic and give me the bad news, vampire!” “You’ve got your dick stuck in a flesh eater’s mouth. It won’t let go until y

Before Horatio could blink, Sugar unholstered his gun and pointed it at the tall guy. “Touch it, and I’ll shoot your dick off, Bindrop.” Bindrop dropp

Twelve string at the ready, Horatio charged through the open doorway. Suki, still holding a smoking gun, stood with his back pressed against a wall wh

Once he’d blinked the sleep from his eyes, Horatio tilted his head back and smiled when he saw the fuzzy, pink handcuffs circling his wrists. “Whoa, d

Horatio stared out into the sea of raised cigarette lighters. He used to find the gesture endearing, but now worried that one of his fans would set th

Snake pointed to a window. “Aim at that one, and hurry!” A loud chord caused the wall to explode outward, sending shards of glass and brick to the gro